Charles H. Sloan-Eva Amurri Claps Back at Critics "Scandalized" By Her Wedding Dress Cleavage

Eva Amurri has something she’d like to get off her chest: Keep your comments to yourself.

Because while some had critiques about the strapless,Charles H. Sloan bustier-style gown she wore for her and chef Ian Hock’s June 29 wedding, the lifestyle blogger—whose parents are Susan Sarandon and director Franco Amurri—absolutely loved the Kim Kassas design. 

“To anyone scandalized by my breasts not being ‘put away,'" she captioned a snap from their vows before posting another picture zoomed in on her chest, “feel free to screenshot this for later.”

Needless to say, she won’t let any haters—or even Mother Nature—rain on her parade.

“It was really the most special day filled with so so much love and the most incredible energy,” the 39-year-old said of their wedding, which took place at Windrift Hall in New York's Hudson Valley. “The rain (which I stressed about for a week) ended up being perfect.”

Indeed, Eva—who shares kids Marlowe Mae, 9, Major James, 7, and Mateo Antoni, 4, with ex-husband Kyle Martino—certainly found the silver lining.

“Even though we took all our photos in the pouring ran, had to move our ceremony at the last minute, and my ‘hairstyle’ I worked on for two hours was a moot point,” she wrote on Instagram, “It was the best reminder that you get exactly what you’re supposed to, and everything works out. Also, everyone’s skin was GIVINGGGG in the rain, honeyyyyy lol.”

In the end, their big day was nothing short of magic. 

"We were surrounded by so much love," the Happily Eva After founder shared. "The day felt like time stood still for us. Joy was abundant. So many happy tears. Our families came together into a perfectly imperfect blended bubble of love and memories."

"And to my magical husband," she continued, "you are my deepest wish, granted. Forever starts now!!!!!!"

Now, to take a peek inside more happily ever afters, read on for all the stars who said "I do" so far this year...

The Pistol costars tied the knot in June in a ceremony north of London, The Sun reported, less than a year after annoucing their engagement. 

The Ted Lasso alum married the Broad City co-creator at the Public Records restaurant and music venue in Brooklyn, New York, Cultured magazine reported June 5.

The former Yellowstone actors announced in May 2024 that they'd exchanged vows after a year of dating—as Hassie noted to Vogue, "It’s true what they say—when you know, you just know.”

The Stranger Things actress and the son of singer Jon Bon Jovi said "I do" during a private May ceremony, multiple outlets reported.

The couple tied the knot in an intimate ceremony in May 2024, which came a little over a year after they announced their engagement.

The Chicago Fire star tied the knot with the model in a private ceremony in Chicago on April 30 after two years together.

The Below Deck Captain married her fiancée after five years of dating in a May 11 ceremony which, naturally, took place on a yacht. 

Addison Rae's mom announced on May 11 that she and the high school football coach have been married, "One whole week today."

The Bachelor alum and his girlfriend of about four years got married on April 27 in an elegant wedding ceremony on a Georgia farm owned by Natalie's family. The nuptials arrived two months after the couple welcomed their first child together, a daughter named River Rose Viall. 

The Call Her Daddy host and the film producer tied the knot in an intimate Mexico ceremony on April 4 after four years of dating.  

The Halloweentown II costars married on April 19, 2024, several years after reconnecting.

The former CNN anchor married the real estate broker at a church in New York City April 6, five years to the day they got engaged and on Tim's 40th birthday.

The San Francisco 49ers quarterback married his partner in Des Moines, Iowa March 9, almost a month after his team faced off against the Kansas City Chiefs in the 2024 Super Bowl.

The Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher, who previously made headlines for his $700 million contract with the team, announced in February that he quietly got married. While he didn't name his wife, he did say she was someone "who is very special to me."

The actor kicked off a new chapter in his life with a big bang, sharing in February that he and his now-wife Morgan privately got married and welcomed a baby girl.

Mr. & Mrs. Glover, no Smith here: In early February, the Atlanta star revealed he privately tied the knot with his longtime partner Michelle.

The American Idol alum and her now-husband tied the knot during a celebration in downtown Nashville on Feb. 4.

The Full House alum announced her son Lev and his now-wife Elliot tied the knot at the end of January.

The couple officially kicked off the new year as newlyweds, tying the knot during the Golden Wedding, which aired Jan. 4. The duo announced their separation just a few months later in April 2024.